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Nov. 28, 2023

E64 - Antifreeze, Friends, Gas, and Guns

So how do you poison someone with antifreeze and get away with it? Apparently you don’t, as one North Dakota woman found out. Also, how many close friends do you have? It’s probably more than we do, but is that higher or low…
Nov. 7, 2023

E63 - Questions, Spice, and Talking Texan

This week, we tackle some thought-provoking questions. And what does the world need? A new hottest pepper, of course. And finally, we try our hand at talking Texan. Hosted by Chris and Jeff 1. Topics 0:00:27 Welcome/Intr…
Oct. 31, 2023

E62 - Halloween Horrors

Happy Halloween! Sit back and have a listen as you try to avoid your cyanide-laced candy and your apples loaded with razor blades. In this episode, we have some lists for you. First up, the scariest (and goriest) stories fro…
Oct. 24, 2023

E61 - Pedophilia, Prostitution, and Your Face

Where do the protections of free speech end? For one professor, it ended when he argued that pedophilia is not morally wrong. The university he works for suspended him, and he has now sued. And speaking of pedophilia (which …
Oct. 10, 2023

E60 - Phone No-nos and Where to Go in Texas (or not)

Do you leave voicemails? Do you use speakerphone in public? Do you phub your friends or family? If you do these things, you have bad phone etiquette. Don’t sweat it, though, because we discuss the things you should and shoul…
Oct. 3, 2023

E59 - Don't Go There

If you’re considering exploring a cave that’s like 4,000 feet underground, please don’t. A lot of bad things can happen. But that didn’t stop Mark Dickey. We talk about his ordeal. Also, are you planning on traveling out of …
Sept. 26, 2023

E58 - Delta Diarrhea

Chris got a new toy, life was weird in the 1980s, we talk about a midair explosion of sorts, and we read some listener emails. Hosted by Chris and Jeff 1. Topics 0:00:27 Welcome/Intro 0:00:38 Disclaimer 0:01:07 Mind Game…
Sept. 19, 2023

E57 - Chief Bob

We recently lost an American legend—Bob Barker. We take a brief look at his career, The Price Is Right, and talk about Americans’ favorite Price Is Right Games. Also, we talk about Oliver Anthony’s angry anthem, Florida bein…
Sept. 12, 2023

E56 - Amusement Park Disasters

Falling hundreds of feet, drowning, getting electrocuted, getting your feet ripped off, and getting decapitated—all things that can happen to you at your family-friendly amusement park. This week, we discuss the ten worst am…
Sept. 5, 2023

E55 - Labor Day and Drugs

Happy Labor Day! We hope you celebrated in traditional American fashion: by taking advantage of sales at stores that made employees work on the very day that we’re supposed to celebrate them. This week, we talk workplace inj…
Aug. 29, 2023

E54 - Chris and Jeff Come Out (Politically)

We’re coming out of the closet! Politically anyway. Join us in this listener-interactive episode and answer some questions to find out exactly where you stand politically. We both answer the questions and then reveal our res…
Aug. 22, 2023

E53 - Insanity

We hear a lot about the insanity defense in murder cases, but the reality is that it’s hardly ever used and even when it is, it’s hardly every successful. But what does it mean to be “insane?” This week we look at a current …
Aug. 15, 2023

E52 - The Worst Sounds in the World

What’s the worst sound in the world? In the words of Kip Dynamite, “Like anyone could possibly know that.” But thanks to science, we can! Also this week, we discuss the Bud Light backlash, political burnout, and the fact tha…
Aug. 8, 2023

E51 -Planes, Scams, and Overrated Places

First up, we focus on airplane passengers: one who was unruly and another who fell 10,000 feet and lived. New York and New Jersey are in a spat, Jeff talks Boardwalk Empire, and Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg might fight. Yes…
Aug. 1, 2023

E50 - Best Of Subpar Talks, Part 2

We’re back this week with more of the best of Subpar Talks. This time, it’s Part 2. And, to prove we’re not perfect, we threw in some bloopers at the end! Hosted by Chris and Jeff 1. Topics 0:00:22 Welcome/Intro 0:00:32 …
July 25, 2023

E50 - Best Of Subpar Talks, Part 1

We reached a bit of a milestone—our 50th episode! So, this week we look back at the best of Subpar Talks, Part 1. Enjoy! Hosted by Chris and Jeff 1. Topics 0:00:22 Welcome/Intro 0:00:31 Disclaimer 0:01:01 Best of Subpar …
July 18, 2023

E49 -Sons of Female Dogs

This week, Chris has some helpful air conditioner info for this God-forsaken, hot summer. Next, we look at two Supreme Court decisions: first, we examine the aftermath of the Supreme Court’s abortion decision from last year;…
July 11, 2023

E48 - Drug-Fueled Entertainers

Do you miss the genius of Breaking Bad? No worries, as Chris provides a list of seven similar shows you should consider. And speaking of genius, we discuss George Carlin and Elton John. Also, how do we navigate the controver…
July 4, 2023

E47 -America: Dreams, Ditties, and Dummies

Happy Independence Day! Our forefathers died so you could sit around, eat hot dogs, drink beer, and listen to great content, so do your patriotic duty and turn up the volume as you stuff your face. The American Dream: we’ve …
June 27, 2023

E46 - The Ocean: Full of Bears and Millionaires

As usual, we’re coming at you with a lot of topics this week. We discuss the ill-fated submersible in the North Atlantic and discuss another world record. Chris informs us of something else we need to be fearful of. We also …
June 20, 2023

E45 - Two Pats Departing

We had two notable deaths recently, and Pat Sajak announced his retirement. We have a fat twins update, and some guy set a new record for the most time spent underwater. Al Pacino—at the ripe old age of 83—is set to become a…
June 13, 2023

E44 - Jerks on a Plane

First up, we recall the time Jeff had an unfortunate beer incident. Then, we ponder a couple of questions from Reddit, Chris confronts an unwanted visitor, and we discuss the impeachment of the Texas attorney general Finally…
June 6, 2023

E43 - Tina Turner, D.C., and Weird Guinness Records

This week we discuss a notable death. Also, Chris plans a trip, we get some clarification on which is more dangerous—bungee jumping or skydiving, and we wrap it up with some crazy Guinness records. Hosted by Chris and Jeff 1…
May 30, 2023

E42 - Nightmare Hiccups

More topic jumping this week. Is Chris more knowledgeable than your everyday, average Walmart shopper? We talk about a guy who had the hiccups for 68 YEARS. We took notes the night we took a gummy. Plus, skydiving and bungee…